This t-shirt is made on demand, meaning returns and exchanges are NOT possible! Please double-check your size and color selection before purchasing.
We get it. You don’t have time for unnecessary fluff—just like this t-shirt. With straight lines on top, left, and right, and "Bottom Line" where it actually belongs, this tee is minimalism at its finest with a touch of sarcastic genius. Wear it and let the world know you keep things simple, direct, and to the point.
Some people overcomplicate things. Not you. That’s why this t-shirt is the perfect match for your personality—straight to the point, no unnecessary extras, just the bottom line (literally). If you appreciate sarcastic humor, clever wordplay, and effortless style, this oversized t-shirt is about to become your favorite.
It’s bold but subtle, funny but smart, simple yet a total conversation starter. Wear it when you’re feeling ironic, unbothered, or just want to make people think twice before they speak.
How to Style It
Pair it with jeans and sneakers for a laid-back, too-cool-to-care look.
Throw on a denim jacket for that minimalist streetwear aesthetic.
Wear it with track pants or joggers when you want comfort with a side of sarcasm.
Rock it at work meetings where you don’t have time for nonsense—just the bottom line.
Wash Care
Machine wash cold, because hot water is for people who ignore the bottom line.
Do not bleach, unless you want a new, totally unplanned design.
Tumble dry low so it stays as cool as your personality.
Iron inside out, if you must. But wrinkles = more character.
Extra Info You Should Know
Oversized fit for max comfort & effortless style.
Premium quality cotton that feels as good as it looks.
Great gift for sarcasm lovers, minimalists, and straight-to-the-point people.
Note:
Colors may slightly differ in real life, but the bottom line is—it’s still awesome.
